Actual chat transcription:

mrcarnival99: man, my poo yesterday was weird
mrcarnival99: it was like
skrinkus: plog it
skrinkus: PLOG IT!!!!
mrcarnival99: i called it Swamp Thing
mrcarnival99: like looking at gnarly tree roots through a murky swamp
mrcarnival99: then i pulled a Medusa the day before
skrinkus: plEEEEEEZE plog this
mrcarnival99: hahaha
skrinkus: pleeeze pleeze pleeeeeeeze
skrinkus: i havent had any worthy material lately
skrinkus: it's like starting the plog cursedme
mrcarnival99: hahah
mrcarnival99: dude, each poo is worthy
mrcarnival99: you just have to have some imagination
mrcarnival99: like, last week i performed the rare Bruce Lee 8 Inch Punch
mrcarnival99: i made a stack of logs
mrcarnival99: then focusing my chi
mrcarnival99: i gathered my anal energies into a tightly compressed turd
mrcarnival99: and shot it from my butthole at maximum velocity
mrcarnival99: it sundered the logs in two!!
skrinkus: hahahaskrinkus: see- you need to plog
skrinkus: i am but a student of your PLOGness
mrcarnival99: hahaha shit
mrcarnival99: ok, lunchies
mrcarnival99: gotta store some materials for my next plog
skrinkus: sweeeeet