Actual chat transcription:

mrcarnival99: man, my poo yesterday was weird
mrcarnival99: it was like
skrinkus: plog it
skrinkus: PLOG IT!!!!
mrcarnival99: i called it Swamp Thing
mrcarnival99: like looking at gnarly tree roots through a murky swamp
mrcarnival99: then i pulled a Medusa the day before
skrinkus: plEEEEEEZE plog this
mrcarnival99: hahaha
skrinkus: pleeeze pleeze pleeeeeeeze
skrinkus: i havent had any worthy material lately
skrinkus: it's like starting the plog cursedme
mrcarnival99: hahah
mrcarnival99: dude, each poo is worthy
mrcarnival99: you just have to have some imagination
mrcarnival99: like, last week i performed the rare Bruce Lee 8 Inch Punch
mrcarnival99: i made a stack of logs
mrcarnival99: then focusing my chi
mrcarnival99: i gathered my anal energies into a tightly compressed turd
mrcarnival99: and shot it from my butthole at maximum velocity
mrcarnival99: it sundered the logs in two!!
skrinkus: hahahaskrinkus: see- you need to plog
skrinkus: i am but a student of your PLOGness
mrcarnival99: hahaha shit
mrcarnival99: ok, lunchies
mrcarnival99: gotta store some materials for my next plog
skrinkus: sweeeeet

Lots of people will find this foul, septic, putrific, and true the very nature of the subject is all these things, yet humor lies in the darkest depths of humanity--more specifically this humor comes from the actual (not metaphoric) bowels of the author. Within you will find tales of the Nest of Snakes aka the Medusa, the Aligator and Minnows, the Koi Pond, and other scatological adventures.